Eph: "I got a 2v2"
Eph: "Advantage for west, Lord you can be in the west"
Eph: "Lith & Cyprus vs Ulster & Aquit"
Lord: "Advantage? I'm pro bro"
Squeegie: "Lord, you're not pro, I've seen you play several times"
Lord: "I beat Paars, I'm pro"
**Squeegie sits in Cyprus and Lord sits in Aquit**

Let's just say this story was finished around turn 20, but the official gg came around turn 36.









**All quotes close approximations and not actual quotes.

honestly, i didn't think i would take Lord so many turns to beat you, but 36? He must have had a lot of bad luck

Indeed. Maybe next time he won't be so unlucky and I'll lose quick.

Ha ha ha ha you guys have such dry wit round here.

Lord haha.... well I'm sure he's an alias or something. Maybe he just plays too much. Kids his age should hang out outside but what do I care, I've spent most of my weekends as a teenager playing on the console with my friends. Now I just drink a lot...

HAHA i think you got those quotes close enough to not have to give a disclaimer LOL

hahaha i'm not getting any of you it must be the booz. Lord beating me? well that's correct tho, it was a 1v1 which I forfeited cuz we had 6 players to do a 3v3 + my start was beyond shitty. Turn 13 or 14 we ended it, regardless though yeah I was the 1 to forfeit.

regarless though yeah you would have won the 1v1 without a doubt no matter how bad the start was

I knew there was a HUGE catch to Lord's statement. All he cares to divuldge is the fact that he "won" against Paars