Date: October 08, 2006 11:06AM
Well just thought I'd lounge about here for a while. Gamers lounge is looking good host.
Many of you may be wondering why I have so named my topic "Losers". Well, all but the few witnesses that were present on this particular occasion.
It began a fine day. Killing many people. Then I was beaten on one occasion, I must admit, by Xorron. A sad time for me but a lesson learned all the same.
Later, that same day I came across a multiplayer with a dummy host. 12 players I believe it was. 'AAAhhh', I thought, 'perfect'. So I joined and entered a very crowded game as most were human.
I was in Brittany and I decided to attack Leon. A fitting task for my armed forces thought I. Wigani happened to be in this sorry position. Such is life my friend.
He defended my first wave of attack and enlisted his good friend Gurke to assist him, who just so happened to be located in Scotland.
A furious battle was waged were I came out victorious over Leon and was holding ground against Scotland. At this point I was ready to turn all my attention on the noob placed in Scotland(This being Gurke).
Suddenly, the noob(Wigani) that was formerly in Leon decided to do the most noobish thing ever. Guess what he did kids?
Did you guess it? That's right! He rejoined as Corsica. So once again I am left battling 2 enemies while the rest of the room happily look on at this appalling display of absurdity. I manage to hold them off for quite some time with no advanced countries as compared to Wigani now having one and Gurke have 3. I believe we got to turn 30 before they could eventually defeat me.
Basically the purpose of this post today is that we can keep track of such tales of idiocy and incompetence?