I vote for Keira to be the funniest person on the forums. All her posts are articulate put-downs which is really my kind of humour. Also, she is a girl and therefore sexually attractive to me. Also, she is very tidy and has lots of cool pets.
Should I attempt to compete with this display? A poem proclaiming my love, some prose portraying her perfection perhaps, or perchance a pathetic piece of putrid filth?
Through trial the two tested their thoughts
though their thoughts through time told true,
that their time together through the time that ticks
would be the best they ever knew
Their tender touches, their timeless talks
their taste of time together,
told the two of their love true
a love to last forever.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2009 07:04AM by Hubic Hair.
Hubic Hair Wrote:
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> Ode to Keira
>
> Through trial the two tested their thoughts
> though their thoughts through time told true,
> that their time together through the time that
> ticks
> would be the best they ever knew
>
> Their tender touches, their timeless talks
> their taste of time together,
> told the two of their love true
> a love to last forever.
I doubt very much people believed I wrote that poem in the 19 minutes between your post and mine Captain Pedantic.
Captain Planet Wrote:
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> Should I attempt to compete with this display? A
> poem proclaiming my love, some prose portraying
> her perfection perhaps, or perchance a pathetic
> piece of putrid filth?
Some improvements on yours:
A poem proclaiming passion, perhaps prose portraying her perfection, perchance a pathetic piece of putrid profanity?
OH KEIRA, MY SWEET! How I have missed thee so, my heart yearned.
The misery I have suffered without you.
It was a lonesome world,
a world of darkness,
a darkness so intense,
akin to an eternal void of nothingness..
slowly, it crept in around me, I felt it pressing at my soul,
an icy vacuum,
as the infinite space between the stars
so cold...
pitch black...
I sense the scream of silent sussurations stabbing my mind
Oh! The unbearable pain of emptiness!
Wow, awesome poem Captain :-)
But stop now before it goes to my head !!!
I knew you would have to to add your two penneth to the 'Does God Exist' thread. You just couldn't leave it alone could you?
As a woman of science whilst i appreciate your contempt for all male culture I have to disagree, general facts may be disputed but there are still mathematical truths.
i wish you had been able to play that day I caught you in the lobby (shhhhhhh don't mention the name.)
I needed some 1 v 1 practice. The following day i got owned by Rippe. i just felt later i could have played the game so much better if i had gone into it with a little 'Planet Coaching'... or even just a little more confidence.
You would have liked the situation against Rippe it was set up nicely for an early strike. Your trademark. I went for it but while i got to his Capital it was never going to succeed.
Plus you know me ..... I lack the killer touch.
I just moved house and I can play once I get internet installed, which will involve much tip-toeing my way around bureaucratical registration procedures, as I have no residency permit.
You know I'd love to get into a little one on one action with you! (nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more)
ps. I'll not argue the God topic on this thread :)
But before Captain Planet and Keira can have some one on one action they really need the proper education on the subject. And since Hubert already showed us some of it.
I will present the last and most important part of it.
