Conquerorgame dictionary
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Afk – a forced return to the real world.
Brb – taking a piss or ordering pizza, just to stay alive.
CGF – conqueror games finest
FFA – a playground for noobs.(see also noobs)
GG (before the game) - prepare to get killed.
GG (after the game) – how long is your ponytail now, sucker?
GJ – “boy did I suck – thx God you helped me out”
GL – I hope your armies’ sucks and all your surrounding provinces make armies and forts while I get all the luck, sucker!
KK – okey dokey
Kill ratio – that you always lose 20% more armies than your opponent, always!
LOL – “you are just so fucking lucky, that I can only sit back in despair and laugh.”
Luck – Something everyone else has – especially Master
Noob - Everyone else than yourself.
OMG – lucky son of bitch!
Pro – yourself.
STFU – “yes jenny, we know you say, that you don’t watch porn, but we know you do anyway.”


plz add more words to the list.

ur mom - originates bc it really pissed off adriano, but now its just filler

eeek - master it next to ur cap at turn ten

wam - big group of bullies

and i dont watch porn.... harry.... i kill u!

Lol! Funny! :D

LMAO - I'm the best, and the only reason that im losing is, that i got NO luck.

(a) Jenny - I get distracted, so i forgot that it was winter.

wtf - 1. what the fuck 2. I can't believe you are that lucky, and now server is helping you again. I will surely kill u next time bastard 3. Oh no, Master/Paars is my opponent 4. Damn, how did I lose my cap??

HF - Have fun, or, please don't leave the game while I run over your countries.

according to DirtyHarry, HF = Holy Fuck

arghjahgjhajf – Master is kicking my ass.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/17/2008 09:53AM by Master.

Great map (3vs3) - Morocco, Tunis and Palestina vs Podolia, Bohemia and Wales

BJ = bad job make up for it with a blow job.

bg - cuz you dont deserve any respect at all, all game was shit and i am not surprised i won again.
FFA - the lowest and the highest of conq meet here eye in eye with the best... ...and the worst
lol - i am an idiot, too stupid to write hihi
f***- i am so stupid i have to censore the bullshit i write, myself.

"g2g" - When u are losing a very good position and wont admit it

gg - wow i miss dirty harry, i hope he comes back soon, no one wirtes as good blogs as you... sigh

except maybe izzie but i miss him too.... double sigh

I never get first move = Your lands are far superior from mine and consequently your armies constantly beat all of mine. But because I think I'm good, it must be because of the game design.

WTF? - An unlikely event, only to be uttered when it is to one's disadvantage

Jenny = The only person on earth that talks more about your mother than your mother herself.

WOOT ... If you just witnessed something incredible like 30 v 5 in a fort and still not getting it :)

hmm.. The best ive seen is 30-7 in a fort ;)

"(text)" - just messing around

~ Comrade-D

GG- 1. hahahahaha i win you suck i win i win i win i win 2. omfg lets just get this damned over with 3. this is over. my luck sucks. if i had any luck, i'd cut your ass and throw it in morocco.

ffa- NOT A PLAYGROUND FOR NOOBS ! :(

haha- i won 196-1 in a fort haha hahhaahahahha

lol - you don't know anything. i have a brain; you don't.

this is over - fuck this, i dont want to waste my life on something i can't win

g2g- an excuse for leaving because you are losing

You made a Jenny = You forgot Winter and lost almost all your troops - and your capital is rebellious.